yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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