i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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