god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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