You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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