i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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