You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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