Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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