yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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