Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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