I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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