CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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