it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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