East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
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