i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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