ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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