Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
