Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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