He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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