Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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