The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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