i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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