I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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