you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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