you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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