I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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