butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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