Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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