what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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