this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she woke up with a sticky ear
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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