You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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