he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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