let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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