the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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