so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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