can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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