wat bout pragnant strippers??
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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