just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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