i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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