I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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