I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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