Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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