strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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