help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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