Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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