I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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