There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I can't put those talents on a resume
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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