Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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