She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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