theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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