so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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