it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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