I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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